Do not invite the whale to tea
He’ll make no conversation
He’ll break your chairs (and crockery!)
Oh cretinous cetacean!
He won’t be grateful for his food
Whales have no social graces
He’ll scream for plankton (he’s so rude!)
whilst pulling ugly faces
So if it is advice you need
I recommend the seal
for he’s a pleasant guest (indeed!)
He’ll thank you for his meal
Paul Hughes 2008
