Jake the Cake's Poetry for Children

Paul Hughes' poetry and verse for anyone with imagination (age 9 and up)

Millie the Mouse October 19, 2008

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,Millie the Mouse had a room in her house

used only for storing her cheese:

Red Leicester and cheddar and soft mozarella,

Camemberts, stiltons and bries.

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Cheese was her lunch and for supper she’d munch

on Monterey jack by the tonne.

At breakfast she’d chew on the best Danish blue

followed by creamy Bougon.

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In time she grew bored of the food she’d adored.

She longed for a new kind of cheese;

so sailed to Siam, Spain, Tibet, Vietnam,

and other strange countries like these.

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She searched far and wide but she found she had tried

each cheese that the world had to give.

She sobbed through the night, by the moon’s silver light:

“I’ll sigh for as long as I live!”

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Whilst mopping her tears Millie had an idea:

“They tell me there’s cheese on the moon!

I’d fly there right now but I’ve no idea how.

I hope that I find a way soon!

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She asked for a plane but they said “you’re insane!

no plane ever flew quite so high!

The moon is too far, why it’s almost a star!

A plane only flies in the sky.”

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She thought “a balloon might fly up to the moon.”

She tied a balloon to her paw,

but tumbled and dropped, as it burst with a “POP!”

The fall left her terribly sore.

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She tried but she found she could not leave the ground.

She cried “will I never succeed?

For nothing I try takes me into the sky.

Will nobody answer my pleas?”

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Bees, bats and birds overheard Millie’s words

and lifted her into the air.

They buzzed, flapped and flew through the sky’s cloudy blue

until Millie cheered “we are there!”

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She squeaked and she screamed, “it’s all just as I dreamed.

The moon is a wonderful cheese!

With rocks made of bread and wine lakes, white and red,

I’ll feast for as long as I please!”

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She nibbled and chewed on the loveliest food

and stayed on the moon for a week.

She lived in a house with an alien mouse,

who had a peculiar squeak.

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It broke Millie’s heart when she had to depart.

The alien mouse shed a tear.

She promised that soon she’d return to the moon.

And next time she’d stay for a year.

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Kissing her fella, she took an umbrella

and leapt from the moon with a shriek.

She thought she would surf on the moon-rays to Earth,

and land near her home: Mozambique.

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It wasn’t that easy for space is quite breezy.

The wind blew her far from her home.

She drifted for days to the great Milky Way

and landed, quite scared and alone.

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She wasn’t alone, for she found skulls and bones

of rats and fish, even some mice.

The place was a trap, set by space cats who lap

at star milk (which doesn’t taste nice!)

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Soon they appeared and they looked pretty weird.

Their fur was quite curly and green.

They had seven eyes and, to Millie’s surprise,

no sign of a tail could be seen.

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Six space cats chased her and shot with their phasers.

Poor Millie ran screaming in fear.

But spotting a comet, she leapt right upon it

and flew into Earth’s atmosphere.

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Happy and jolly she opened her brolly,

descending quite gently to land.

Our brave little mouse ran right back to her house

by the sea, on the edge of the sand.

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Millie the mouse is now selling her house.

She wants to go back into space.

So, one day, I hope, with my new telescope,

I’ll see her there, on the moon’s face.

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Paul Hughes, 2008

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An Outstanding Elephant April 28, 2008

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An outstanding elephant floats to the moon

on packets of Angel Delight

and says to his children “we’ll be there quite soon

you’ll just be amazed at the sight

of the Martians who play in the asteroid crater

Venutian tourists who buy and pay later

when offered a ride to the sun

in an old and decrepit and most unsafe freighter

built back in 2001″

he said

“built back in 2001″

 

Paul Hughes 2008

 

 

 

Planet Janet March 22, 2008

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Our Janet was a greedy girl.

the greediest in all the world.

She’d wake at dawn and chomp ‘til night.

It was a most distressing sight.

She’d scoff a horse to break her fast,

with loaves of bread to make it last,

and then she’d settle down for brunch

before she started on her lunch,

which lasted ‘til she had her tea.

Oh, what a tale of gluttony!

At night she’d wake at four to snack.

You see, her meals came back to back.

It all formed quite a nasty list

of horrid, lard-soaked, avarice.

Her parents tried to make her slim,

they cried “you used to be so thin!

You really need to start a diet,

we’d be so pleased if you’d just try it.”

But Janet couldn’t bear to cease

consuming vast amounts of grease.

In time, of course, she grew so wide

astronomers could not decide

if Janet should be classified

a planet or an asteroid.

But all agreed she could not stay

on Earth another single day,

and so the superpowers raced

to blast her into outer-space.

Where she remains, you’ll see her soon.

For, why, she is our silver moon!

 

Paul Hughes 2008