My British Bull dog doesn’t bark
He greets me with a “moo”
For he learned a second language
At the local petting zoo
Paul Hughes 2008
Lazy Dogs March 7, 2008
The dog is such a lazy beast
he can’t be bothered in the least
with washing cars
or cooking food
and tending bars
or chopping wood
he simply shirks
all kinds of work
they say he is a man’s best friend
but men do toil until their end
and dogs don’t care to lend a hand
they do not seem to understand
that friendship is reciprocal
they beg but do not help at all
On reflection
My darling wife does now insist
that I retract and do desist
defaming those of canine bent
so now it seems I must repent
and compensate my doggy friends
perhaps some bones will make amends?
