The car is in the sitting room,
the sofa’s on the street.
She wears her slippers on her hands,
her gloves upon her feet.
You think that’s bad? This evening
she called “it’s tea-time Kate!”
My chips are in the toilet.
And what’s that on my plate?
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Alice Hughes (with help from Daddy) 2011
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Aliceis 6 and wrote most of this. I just tidied it a little. Of course, she’s entirely to blame for the toilet humour element…
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It sounds like Alice has inherited your talent Paul.
Well done to you both
Regards
Dawn Pugh
I love this – Alice is very talented and holds great promise!