Onion Boy juggled and told a good joke
but only made everyone cry
“There must be a way I can cheer up these folk!”
he said with a terrible sigh
“My act is just perfect but still it appears
my sulphurous fumes reduce people to tears!”
but chopped up and pan-fried and turned into soup
our humorous onion brought smiles to the group
Paul Hughes 2008
Hyaa again
i really like this one it made me laugh when i was reading it !!!
the next thing your have is a poem about carrots !@!@!@!@
LOL
This one nearly made me cry. Don’t think I’ll ever be able to chop onions again.
Reminds me of the lovely ‘Garden Gang’ books I used to read as a kid…. I always liked Oliver Onion best and refused to eat them for a while after reading the story….