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Paul Hughes’ poetry and verse for anyone with imagination

The Counterfeit Kid! May 1, 2008

Filed under: grades, school — Paul Hughes @ 6:29 pm
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“The very best of students!”

or so I tell my dad

I trade “A” grades for presents

my parents are so glad

to purr: “our lovely daughter

an angel, no mistake!”

but I’m a master-forger

my grades are just a fake!

but now it’s parents’ evening

my teachers are all here

it’s time that I was leaving

it’s time to disappear!

 

Paul Hughes 2008

 

I’ve just returned from a parents’ evening and wrote this inbetween appointments.

 

 

5 Responses to “The Counterfeit Kid!”

  1. Daisy Davies Says:

    The English teacher in me cries out for a little punctuation here :)

  2. Madam X Says:

    You might like to review your recent comment, Miss English Teacher…….

  3. Chanel.... Says:

    hey hey

    i remember you writing this- i really liked this one.

    and i cant believe a person of your high standards getting off task at a parents evening and writing poems for your website i thought that is what we get in trouble for!!!

    Naughty Mr Hughes!!!!

  4. Kayla Says:

    i like this one and i cant believe how quick you thought of it!!!!

    but i must agree with Chanel here!!

  5. Paul Hughes Says:

    Tsk! I told you, I was writing it between two appointments! There was a gap between about 5.45 and 6.05pm and I wrote it then!

    You know this because you came with coffee and saw me finishing it off!

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