Germ Warfare! April 22, 2008
Virus, I’ll spray you with poisonous stuff
you’ve driven me crazy, I’ve just had enough
you’ve made me quite ill, you’ve been playing too rough
so leave me alone or you’ll find that I’m tough
I’m sick of your nonsense and tired of your game
I’ll coat you in powder and you’ll be to blame
so just leave me be or I’ll load and take aim
it’s not only me, all the kids feel the same
You’ve not seen the chemical weapons I found
you’ve pushed me too far so now I’ll stand my ground
so get lost or you’ll need a burial mound
my mother did warn me a bug’s going round!

Have you got man flu or something?
I prefer to sooth the savage beast of sickness rather than attacking with noxious fumes myself
Prevention is better than cure